WARNING!! RANT INCOMING
I'm afraid I must confess to you all.... I'm not a real Pokemon (or Nintendo) fan. I actually hate the series of games and the anime. I hate drawing the damn things all the time, I hate seeing them on TV, and I just hate the designs of pokemon and how un-creative a lot of them are. I mean come on Seel?? Oddish, which is a rip off of onion. Dragonair and dragonite?! what's next, Shoer, the shoe pokemon that's part fairy. And don't even get me started on that damn ice cream and the cotton candy, like seriously!! And the keychain pokemon!! It just grrr... burns me up so much that they have no creative ideas. Lopunny is the lamest of all with it's uncreative design, I mean really, a two legged rabbit with long ears, what a dumb design!! Then there's charizard, that lame dragon that's not really a dragon. Hey Nintendo, I think you missed a memo; if it looks and flies like a dragon and breathes fire, then it is a dragon!!. Then there's that Manky!! It's a damn monkey Nintendo!! just call it a monkey!! Animals don't exist in that world so you can get away with it! And speaking of that, what the hell is grimer and muk supposed to be?? who in they're right minds would own sludge and... well a bigger version of sludge that drips more sludge. It's like if you went outside, saw a huge puddle of sludge in the snow, and said it was a living creature, like that trashy trubbish, a damn garbage bag pokemon!!
So yeah, I'm done... I'm throwing away all my pokemon figures, all the plushies I've collected, deleting all of my pokemon art, and trading all my pokemon games in at gamestop for COD Ghosts and Madden 15 (whatever I can't trade is is getting thrown away). At least those games give us something new each year instead of giving us the same old boring story with a new paint job and no new graphics or ideas. I can't believe I wasted my life playing pokemon when I could have been playing games like those instead.
and all my other friends , join me in eliminating everything pokemon!! Lets show Nintendo that they can't keep giving us games like pokemon, monster hunter, Super smash Brothers, Bayonetta, Legend of Zelda, Starfox, and bravely default without us getting mad. Lets stand up for gaming and ditch Nintendo (and pokemon)!! PS4 and Xbox One for life!!!(PC not included)..... (ok PC included)
and P.S. I'm changing my username to ShadowCOD6! Screw Pikachu!! P.P.S, this was a lame April fools joke lD